Probably glad to be off the plane and away from those snakes.

I ordered pizza at 3:30pm to be delivered at 6:00pm, they showed up at 5:30...
I wasn't home yet, and they stopped delivering to me because of it.

But things always funnier at 3 am

Need to remove 2 step authentication due to the lost auth, device. Asks for 2 step authentication code.

I'm petrified of real money